Things that sound funny when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chess players quits because he refused to change his pants; Woody is doing Dry January; TV and movie watching over the break; Woody’s Airbnb experience; Nikki Glaser has attended 22 shows on the Taylor Swift Eras tour; A duck was on the field during the Carolina/Tampa Bay football game; Cat woman socialite has died; Jolt Cola is returning; And more!

Today on the New Year's Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wellness retreats; WalMart managers salaries; Plumbers survey; Woody Game Wednesday; Mt Everest poo bags; Plane loses wheel; Janu-hairy; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Waymo honking problems; Apple says not to put your phone in rice; No-fly list mistake; HOA snafu; All you can eat arrest; Fertility doctor fraud; Scorpion lawsuit; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pet peeves; Things never to do at work; Stop using the term cockpit; Another plane has been grounded; Innuendo stickers/shirts; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More women are psychopaths; Bear escape simulation; Fun with Football; Woman goes to the fire department because of a ring emergency; Justin Kutcher favorites; Parents of boys are more likely to experience cognitive decline; THC wing sauce; Medicines to reverse frostbite; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Passenger exits on plane wing; Teacher suspended; Sleep issues; Concert goers sue Madonna for late start; Top tourist destinations; And more!

Today on the Christmas edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weird Christmas Songs; Hertz no reservation guarantee; Things learned on the show; Woody's weight; Paul McCartney's royalties; Taco Bell cereal; And more! Merry Christmas!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fake Steve Perry scam; No lottery tickets for kids; Holiday myths; Flight delayed because of cushions; Wilcox and his mom's gift giving practices; McDonald's upcoming changes; Reusing Ziplock bags; The most festive states; Alternative Christmas songs; And more!