A UK woman caught an Amazon driver adding some... fertilizer to her garden.
53-year-old Sharon Smith says she was in the kitchen when she saw an Amazon van pull up and a man head towards her garden.
Thinking the man might be stealing something, she headed outside, only to find him in mid-squat, defecating in the flowers.
Smith told Metro UK "He messed with the wrong woman - I'm a blue belt in taekwondo, and the anger and rage he saw was enough to put the fear of God in him."
The driver later told police he wasn't feeling well and didn't realize he was on private property. Amazon decided to "relieve" the driver of his duties while they investigated.