Spooks & Scares

When I was a kid, I was afraid of things like social interaction and losing games at my own birthday party.


I was born anxious, okay?

But now that I'm (mostly) an adult, my fears are a lot more reasonable. 

  • "We need to talk" texts
  • That sound your pet makes when they're about to vomit on the rug
  • Three missed calls from Mom (no matter your age, don't lie) 
  • Not being able to find a roll of toilet paper in someone else’s bathroom
  • Youth lingo (wtf does “yeet” even mean??) 
  • Forgetting that you put your debit card in your pocket after the last store
  • Flyers on your windshield that look sorta like parking tickets from a distance
Allison

Allison

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